question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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