We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
