What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I have fence marks all over my body
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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