i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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