Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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