if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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