This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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