we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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