smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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