How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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