so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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