but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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