he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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