Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Someone shattered a urinal.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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