had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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