i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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