I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
