I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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