Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Damn victory sex feels great
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