I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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