Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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