y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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