It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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