It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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