he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Hippo gnu deer
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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