so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I think my moral compass just broke
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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