I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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