That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
