He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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