READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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