Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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