You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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