i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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