'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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