I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
