he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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