Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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