Fuck appropriateness.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
