I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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