just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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