Non-Jews are for practice
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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