they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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