on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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