glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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