Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She bit a glass in half.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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