i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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