I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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