singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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