Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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