She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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